friend: *whispering* if you're stupid say "what"
friend: OH MAN
OH DEAR FUCKING CHRIST
I GOT YOU SO GOOD, THAT WAS AWESOME
SWEET, SWEET DICKS IN MY MOUTH. I HAVE NEVER LAUGHED THIS HARD. EVER.
JESUS. JESUS HELP ME.
Tomorrow, it's gonna... gonna... gonna... gonna......
I don’t want to be lied to but I don’t necessarily want to know the truth cause I’m afraid of the answer.